Understand Your Mother Instantly

New at the NeatoShop: magical breath sprays that will let you understand your mother instantly, help you communicate effectively with your father, accept the fact that you're aging and even (gasp) understand modern art instantly. That is all. Carry on.

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A father with a missing set of logic and a mother to match - if you don't need these, be thankful. If you're one of the MILLIONS who do, be afraid for them ... be VERY afraid for them!

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Makes two of us, Craig :/

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I don't get it. Can someone explain the joke to me?

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Gross. Why not just throw every food there is into a blender and then serve the sludge in cups?

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