Rabbit Handler Auditions

Annette Edwards, who has worked for years to breed the world's biggest rabbit, and was recently in the news for having plastic surgery to look more like Jessica Rabbit, is looking for help. Edwards is holding auditions for the position of rabbit handler, to help with Alice, her rabbit that holds the world's record for the longest bunny, as they made public appearances. Think you have the stuff for this £70,000 a year position?
Current Guinness World Record title holder Annette Edwards, 57, a real-life version of Jessica Rabbit, is looking for a handler to show big bunny Alice over the next year. Whoever gets the role can expect a life-changing year, travelling with Annette to far-flung corners of the globe.Already booked are personal appearances in Paris at the end of April on a television show and the heart of fashion, Milan, in May.

The two-and-a-half year old bunny also weights a whopping three-and-a-half stone so some

strength will be needed. The ideal candidates needs to be someone who can handle the rabbit and loves pets, with a big personality and not be shy in front of the camera.

Link -via Bigredkev

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When the job title is "Rabbit Handler" and the owner is a self described "Jessica Rabbit" look-alike, one should wonder how much time is to be spent handling the rabbit as opposed to handling the Rabbit.
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"Or do singing flash mobs happen every day at the mall?" No, they just happen every day on the Internet. They used to be novel, now they're just annoying, like that guy who keeps repeating the same joke long after it ceased being funny.
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The average flash mob you see online has gotten boring, but if you saw one in real life you wouldn't be able to appreciate it at all? I'd say there's a large difference.

Not to mention this isn't an average flash mob, there is the twist that it's a guy proposing.
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They're obnoxious and get in the way. I don't care what their reason is, I'm trying to shop, I shouldn't have to detour around people dancing in the middle of the walk way.
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If I was in a shopping mall, I'd be much too busy trying to leave than to watch someone guy I and the people he hired to stage a performance.

Scratch that, I MIGHT watch just to see her say no!
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If I was in a shopping mall, I'd be much too busy trying to leave than to watch someone guy and the people he hired to stage a performance.

Scratch that, I MIGHT watch just to see her say no!
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The "twist" that it's a guy proposing makes it even more obnoxious. Most people propose in private. You have to be desperate for attention to turn it into a public spectacle and expect everyone to stop and watch. If I'm at the mall, I'm there to shop, not dodge a mob of attention-seeking performers.
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100 people singing a proposal at the mall? If only they worked as hard on the marriage as they do on the proposals, maybe we wouldn't have so many divorces.
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Slab lol, I'm sure that's what a lot of people probably thought. Just some people singing for money... which I guess they are since I'm sure the dude paid them :P
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