Larry Goes to the Market - Neatorama

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Last week, a surveillance video of a drunk guy at a convenience store became quite popular. However, it was almost eleven minutes long and was, well, a store surveillance video. The guys at Mustache and Monocle re-edited it and gave it the silent movie treatment, making it much easier to watch, and just as funny. -via Gorilla Mask

Maybe it's because I have a soft spot for old silent films, but this version of that video makes me laugh much harder than the original. :D

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That was pretty funny.
I didn't watch the entire original. But man... I've been pretty wasted before (in my teens), but never that bad. Surprised the guy even made it to the store in 1 piece.

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Haha, this is funny.

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pathetic

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outstanding

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he makes me think of a zombie for some reason.

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How the heck did he ever make it to the store (walking or otherwise) is he was THAT wasted? Very sad but still hilarious.

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I think there is something more than alcohol going on here.

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Some have speculated that it is low blood sugar D.D.

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It is called Robotosin...

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Low blood sugar? Are you suggesting he had a diabetic attack, and decided the best course of action was to stumble down to the convenience store and buy a 6-pack? The Robitussin theory above is more reasonable.

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Low blood sugar. Hypoglycemia attack caused by a combination of high metabolism and alcohol. Beer has sugar in it, however not enough sugar energy to process the alcohol. Other sugars in the body are then used, and for somebody with low blood sugar this is bad. This causes somebody with this condition to not only be intoxicated, however also basically have a diabetic attack.

I think that's what people mean when saying "low blood sugar".

Could very well be. Still doesn't mean that he isn't ridiculously intoxicated as well though.

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I am amazed that people found that pathetic display funny. I hope they didn't sell him more booze.

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Not alcohol, it's Ketamine.

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this was not funny at all. in fact it was pretty horrible. that guy was definitely not just drunk, something else messed him up.

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Charlie Chaplin had a few too many Coors.

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I hope that he didn't drive to the store!

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I don't understand why no one called an ambulance or the police.

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That's not alcohol...
It's not weed...wrong isle, passed right by the snacks.
It's not crack... he wasn't spazzing.
Not esctasy... the cold blast from the freezer would have floored him for 5 minutes in a huddled ball.
Not cocaine... people on that crap are too uppity.
Has to be tranquillizers...
This is pretty sad however. Stay off the drugs people.

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