The Wrath of the Killdozer

Marvin Heemeyer spent a year and a half modifying a Komatsu D335A bulldozer into an "armored vehicle of vengeance". On June 4th, 2004, he rampaged through the town of Granby, Colorado, smashing vehicles and buildings, including the homes of those he felt had plotted against him.
The overencumbered vehicle was obviously difficult to control, and swerved widely through the streets, but Heemeyer was still able to seek out and and hit his specific targets. The bulldozer effortlessly demolished cars and buildings, including the home of a former mayor, the office of a newspaper that had sided against him in an editorial, the businesses of a former city councilman, and the city hall. Despite the destruction of property, no people had been injured or killed. killdozer_city_hallThe remains of Granby city hallThe Granby Police requisitioned an industrial scraper to pit heavy equipment against heavy equipment, but the Killdozer merely shoved the lighter adversary aside.

Over $7 million in damage was done that day. Read the entire story at Damn Interesting. Link

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This and the tank escapade are the two videos that I LOVE watching. This one at least has a not "TOTALLY" crazy reasoning behind it.

He tried to work with them, he tried to fight them legally, he had nothing left to fight with so he used his brains to "win".

I dont totally agree with the methods used but I TOTALLY applaud the effort involved. Hell he should have lived, he probably would be working for a defense contractor now if he had.
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"I was always willing to be reasonable until I had to be unreasonable. Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things."
- Marvin Heemeyer

This is the best example of what can happen when you back someone into a corner. My favorite aspect of this whole thing is that he put a lot of people that screwed him out of business. I would have liked to have shaken his hand.
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Language and grammar evolve and I think deep down he's mostly upset that what he is right about now, he may be wrong about in decades to come as the rules of the English language adapt. I'm surprised he's not upset we don't speak Old English anymore.
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I don't think he's particularly upset about anything, it's very tongue-in-cheek.

That said, mashing words together is part of almost every language in the world, and many Germanic languages are pretty much built on the concept. Romance languages like Spanish, when spoken in real life, also have tons of dropped syllables and are darn near unintelligible to listen to if all you know is what you learned in a high school text book.

That is how all languages evolve over time. The dictionary is supposed to change. However, lolspeak and lazy sms methods don't belong. :P
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Damaging my Grammar Geek cred a bit here is the fact that I *just* got Miss Cellania's name. I got it. Only took me six months of Neatoposts. I'm awesome.
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I agree with Dev. This guy is obviously an English major type and not a Linguistics major type or he'd understand that differences register, dialect, elison, internal and external sandhi, etc. do not amount to incorrectness.

However, bad grammar is bad grammar and should be exterminated.
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Amidala - that's right. With "or" you go with the number of the subject closest to the verb - so "child" is singular and takes "does" as a singular verb. IE -

- My mom or my dad does the dishes.

- My sister or my parents do the dishes.

I should really be grading my students' grammar hw instead of doing this.
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"Don't feed bad (or badly), SethH. A lot of people I know took years to recognize that it's a joke."

Oh wow, I just realized it was a pun and I've been coming here for years!
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Actually, saying "things we say wrong" is wrong, or more appropriately, incorrect. I do believe that it should be: "things we say incorrectly".

But I'm sure that's part of the joke.
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My pet peeve is when people say "orientate". What? What the hell is that? A Chinese potato?

When you are lost, you orient yourself. That way you become oriented. Yes, you can go through orientation, but afterward you are not "orientated". (shakes head in disgust)
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in a related pet peeve...i can't stand when an adult corrects another adults grammar. unless you are (truly) doing it because you care about the person and want to prevent them from an embarassing situation in, say, a business meeting or social settings. it seems to me that the majority of 'grammar correctors' seem to be doing so to show their knowledge - rather than to (truly) help the other person out. so if everyone could please stop doing that, i'd be much obliged.

ps, hopefully it goes without saying that i don't care to have my grammar errors scrutinized, analyzed and publicized. thank you.
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I don't mind how the language evolves, like how "cool" also means "great", but I can't stand lazy language. My mother used to drive me nuts with "Want to go with?"

If we're so darned civilized and special, can't we at least take the time out for a complete sentence and proper spelling? Since I've begun losing my hearing I've gotten even less patient with the spoken language.

At least any mistakes I make are legitimate errors and not willful ignorance and laziness.
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