Terminator Tazed in Nevada - Neatorama

They don't make robotic destroyers from the future like they used to. Or perhaps I should say, they won't build them like the used or, or will do better in the future than they had done in the more recent future. Anyway, this terminator proved to be less sturdy than what we're used to seeing:

19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino - where he was then tasered in front of a group of children. Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future.

Link via Geekologie

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Better get some LSD and weed to try that out myself.

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Sent back form the future to gamble at a Casino....

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And that, good people, is why you should always have responsible people watching you if you are going to take large doses of mind-altering substances. Of course, that's kind of a moot point when crazy people get a hold of it, I suppose.

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He'll be back.

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"tasered in front of a group of children"

O_o

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I think those cops were right to taser him because he might have been hiding a weapon...in his, uhm...bum.

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Hiding a weapon? He is a weapon.

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I'm surprised he could come up with that line while under the influence of LSD and marijuana. It seems rather too clever.

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Why would you attack someone with a weapon just 'cos they're wandering around naked? Seems out of proportion.

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Sigh... I remember a time when it was considered un-gentlemanly to strike a naked man. Of course, such situations usually centered around infidelity or other affronts to one's honor, rather than some random stranger hopped-up on psychotropic substances.

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I think the real question is who took a group of children to a casino?

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The children were part of a Mexican day-care field trip...the "Hasta La Vista" babies. Skynet herded them there for extermination... The officer who ordered him to stop should have simply said "Come with me if you want to live", and this whole mess could have been avoided! :)~

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Was he tasered becaused of his SHORTCOMING or in his reality world he just wasn't EXCEPTED.

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"The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human... sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. We had to wait till he moved on the kid's before we could zero on him."

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