Enters the adorably named Vacutug. It is a gasoline-powered four-foot-tall vacuum-pump conveyance that sucks human effluent out of holes in the ground at a lickity-split 1,700 liters a minute. Then, traveling at 5 kph on recycled wheels, it transports its odious load to treatment facilities.
Nonprofits and environmentalist groups hope that more Vacutugs can come to the aid of the world's billion poor people who lack plumbing -- and who typically empty their pit latrines by hand, often into the nearest river, ocean, or lake.
From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by anneli rufus.
i like the word poo. better than some alternatives. (also the british equivalent of 'poop,' from what i can tell. and that makes it funnier. proper impropriety.)
If your final resting place is close enough to carry buckets of crap to, why not dump there in the first place?