I hesitate to mention this lest it inspire another one of Alex's dress code edicts here at Neatorama's corporate offices. But: Brief Jerky -- underpants made from beef jerky. Wearing them, the seller says "will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in!" I guess my co-workers will find out if soon enough if this is true.
Link via Geekologie
Start with the crotch and work up!
I puts the jerky on the skin?