Wild Jewel Crochet Love Goddess Rainbow Sparkle Jumper

Yikes.

I would wear that. I would wear that every day.

I wouldn't use that as a dog bed, much less as clothing.

Me like it...! I understand why it is so high-priced with all the hours of manual labour to make it, but still I think it is a bit much. But If my wife would make one herself to wear, I would have no objections whatsoever...!

MY EYES! I'M BLIIIIIIND! Oh, the horror. It's like someone knitted a bad acid trip.

SOLD!

Yeah, but what are the care instructions?

I thought about it for a second, and while I may be giving this person too much credit, I think this item may be an odd but effective marketing tool. The rest of her clothing is actually kinda cool. She has a lot of completed sales compared to the average etsy store and thousands of views. If you make a bizarre item it gains a little buzz like this and drives traffic to your store.

Or maybe I just need to accept the Wild Jewel Crochet Love Goddess Rainbow Sparkle Jumper on its own accord.

It has just occured to me that knitting-needles can also be used to put my eyes out.

does it glow in the dark too?

OMG. You totally need to pair these with the $27,000 jeans.

Thrifty AND you'll never have to worry about being the victim of a hit and run again!!

Or, you could just cross at the light and pray.

I'm waiting for someone to comment on how gorgeous the model is, like someone always does when there's a woman in a photo on Neatorama. Any takers?

@Byrd Brain- Hey- No bad words about my cousin here please...! ;-)