Caption Monkey 57: Panda's Butt!

Photo via Cute Overload

W00t! For today's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey contest, we have this incredibly cute photo via Megan Frost's awesome blog Cute Overload.

Contest rules are simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many as you'd like. Funniest comment will win a free Laugh-Out-Loud Cat comic by Adam Koford.

For inspiration, be sure to check out Adam's blog (and be on the look out for his newest book: The Laugh-Out-Loud Cats Sell Out) Good luck!

Update 3/19/09 - Congratulations to janedoh who won with this caption: "And to our left folks we have the rarely seen and endangered Boneless Panda."

After the Big Friendly Giant fell asleep in China, he was awakened by a peculiar itch in his ear. Upon further investigation, it was found to be a panda.
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Once Bai Yun learned to read Sanskrit, it was all downhill from there. Due to the resultant orthopaedic issues, pandas at the San Diego Zoo will now have their literary pursuits limited to those of the more puritanical variety.
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Sick of being beholden to the ruling chimpanzee elite, pandas at the Ueno Zoo in Tokyo formed a Nunjutsu clan. Here we see Huan Huan practicing the ancient art of concealment as he prepares to ambush Bobo the Terrible.
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After the controversy surrounding allegedly under-age Olympic gymnasts, Chinese trainers decided to shift their efforts to an entirely different species altogether...
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Once upon a time, Panda had white face. His mother, Xin Xin, told him many times, "Do not climb tree little Panda, for you will spoil your beautiful face." Still Panda insisted upon climbing trees, for it was his very favorite thing to do. One day, he found himself alone by the Great Tree while Xin Xin went to gather leaves for their dinner. Though he had climbed lesser trees, the Great Tree was heretofore unchallenged by any in the land. Despite the admonitions of his mother, Panda was overwhelmed by the thought of being the first to conquer such a fantastic height. He would be famous throughout the forest and would surely be revered for his greatness.

And that, children, is how Panda got his black eyes.
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