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Tiny Art Director

Bill Zeman's daughter is the Tiny Art Director. She tells him what to draw and then tells him just exactly how much she hates it. Bill has been recording her comments and posting them with his art since she was two and a half.

Here's a sample:

The Brief: Purple Gatorade [Rosie's Fish]

The Critique: Dad, that doesn't look like Purple Gatorade. Only mine looks like Purple Gatorade. You're going to scan it, and then when you're done with it, it's going to be scrappled up and thrown in the garbage. And then mine will be our final picture.

Job Status: Rejected


From the Upcoming ueue, submitted by bz.

Man needs to start beating his child, stat. If he's unwilling to, he should find someone else who will. Somehow, I doubt there'll be a shortage of volunteers...
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just so everyone understands, my daughter is really a delightful and well behaved girl. She just takes her art very seriously...
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