A vigilante group in Ilorin, Nigeria apprehended a group of would-be car thieves, including one man who turned himself into a goat!
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It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.
The goat "suspect" is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.
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Solution: Blame the nearest goat.
Why wouldn't a goat want a Mazda!?
Defendant: mbaaaaaa!!!
Due to an increase in the numbr of carjackings being perpetrated by farm animals, motorists r urged nt to pick up any cows, sheep and especially goats ,hichthiking at nyt !