If you want to sneak beer into an event (e.g. football games, theaters, church) but not pay over-inflated prices from vendors inside, then you might want to get a Beer Belly. It's a bota bag that fits over your belly like a few too many trips to Chili's.
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And really, if you feel the need to blow $40 suck down warm beer from a pouch strapped to your mid-section, just stick to getting hammered in the parking lot first.
Not that there is anything wrong with it!
Cheaper, and much more fun!
Not so smart though...
I was wondering which trimester he would be in.
Also, its sister product the "Wine Rack" was very amusing.