Turbaconducken

Do you really need to call it TURDucken?

I mean... It already is a heart atack mini bomb does it need such a dangerous name??

TURDucken? Don't wanna eat nothin' that forms a disgusting image in my mind. Won't drive a Toyota with "TRD" (Toyota Racing Division) on the side, either.

Ah whatever. It's not a turd so that's really what matters. And as long as people aren't gorging on this every single day, the heart attack factor is not a real concern.

It looks like a headcrab...

Guys, put bacon in the middle and it doesn't say that at all! TurBACONducken.

ZOMG HEADCRAB! Kill it!

Wow, it really does resemble a head crab.

O.O... I think my arteries just screamed in horror.

this is one of the best video in the net
http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=9Sv9d2sD2jE

You can still fit a cornish game hen inside the chicken. Turbaconduckenish?

i like your thinking Ally. And then shove this in a spit roasted pig. Tasty.

what if you deep fried it.

as a vegetarian....i can honestly say that is the most disgusting thing i have ever seen!

and what exactly would the side dish be ?
The posibillities are endless !
lol

Is this "Thanksgiving Dinner" or "Let's see how much factory farmed animal misery we can pack into a single meal"?

The only ways I can thing of to improve on this gastronomic disaster, would be to pick up the ingredients at Walmart while driving your Hummer, then having your underpaid illegal immigrant Honduran maid cook the thing.

I feel Bah and Humbug coming on already!

It looks tempting, but loaded with fat as well.

...hippy.

I want this inside me.

I'l pass on the turd.

If I were to ever have a last meal prior to execution, this would be it.

johzephine, I like the way you think.

Disgusting! I'm not a vegetarian either.

Unfortunately, though a quaint novelty, turducken is just not that tasty. First of all, because of the density of meat, it takes a very long time to cook: that dries out the turkey and the duck. Second, the flavors of the three meats just don't mix very well. Turkey, duck and chicken meats all have very distinct flavors, and pair well with specific sauces and sides.

I suspect that covering the whole thing with bacon just makes it worse.

At least that's one benefit of the Black Mesa incident. Lots of delicious little creatures that nobody minds hunting to extinction.

i make pizzaronisandwhiches

Needs foie gras.

its a futile attempt to emulate eagle meat

That is most fowl.

I prefer platyturpig -- a turkey, stuffed inside a pig, stuffed inside a platypus.

I'm glad I'm not the only one that looked at that and said... Headcrab.

it's not deboned! i'm not impressed.

that's part of the allure the turducken has.

"CheeseDuck
I want this inside me."

The picture made me chuckle - this comment made me roar!

Uhm, I don't think it has enough bacon.

scott, no the other one , u crack me up :)

The Great Cooking Gods approve. *nods sagely*

Turboducken!

mmm... looks great!

Mouth watering now...

This is nothing compared to the Russian Doll Roast, which starts with an olive inside an Ortolan and ends with a bustard. It dates back to the nineteenth century, takes 28 hours to cook and is an absolutely horrible idea in every aspect.

Am I the only one who sees Donald Trump in the picture?

lmao@Earl (comment 2) and Leela (40).

As for the bird, I'll pass. My Thanksgiving dinner will put on enough pounds. Why add on more unnecessary calories.

Now, as for a turkey sandwich with bacon...mmmmm!

Great idea, must give the turkey a nice smoked flavor. Must try this year.