How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You - Neatorama

Better watch your back if your cat is showing any of these 9 signs. If you're still not sure, there's a handy quiz included. http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php -Thanks, Matthew Inman!

i am doomed! hopefully i can continue to keep them from killing me by offering treats . . .

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I'd have a cat if my wife didn't think they were evil for exactly the reasons stated in the link.

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Awesome! (except for the bit about signing up for mingle to see my quiz results. Lame.)

The other day I caught one of my conspirators sleeping on my laptop. I actually had to do a system restore to fix the damage.

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I didn't get it...

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uh oh...if this is the case then a lot of people are in danger...

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Johnny Cat, there's a link directly below the signup box for Mingle to skip to results.

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I KNEW IT!!!

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i think my moms dog is planning on eating me in my sleep, the dog only licks me when I am sleeping, I think the dog is taste testing me and I am not quite ripe, that is why she still hasn't commited

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hmm ... the 8 phases of dating is very funny too. I know those phases all too well...

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I've always wanted a cat...but now I'm not too sure. Best to go with the imaginary pet. No clean up at all! :D

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Well, seems like Craig Ferguson has been right all along.

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If you think this is funny, check out "Kitae Butt" profile on facebook. He is a cat, but also a pretentious artist. His "sculpures" are actually dead animals. Warning: dead animal photos.

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Just as I imagined *gasp!!*

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