The Velociraptor and the Bunk Bed

I could survive for 1 minute, 6 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? It's a question I've pondered many times. Thanks to this 10 question quiz, I know that I would last one minute and six seconds. Link -Thanks, Sal Dev!


My suggestion, if this really happens to you, is to immediately disassemble the bunk bed. Use the top bunk to barricade yourself in the corner. While back there, do everything you can do to remove the chain. Run away when the Velociraptor has worn itself out trying to get at you.
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1 minute, 38 seconds

It helps if you have a year of college jujitsu and martial arts training (not to mention being more than 6'3").
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1min 19sec.

There should have been an option to let the raptor chew your leg off, (the one attached to the chain, so you could run (crawl?) away from the beast and bed..
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47 seconds. Which is way too long. Can I just have a massive stroke and be done with it?

Would the results be different if we were chained to a day bed with a trundle?
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Wow, I got 1:37 but I know I could survive much longer. First of all, a velociraptor is only 1.6 ft high at the hip, and weighs only 33 lbs. Come on, I could step on the thing like a yappy lap dog. It may scratch me up a bit before I put it down but there's no way it could tear my arm off before I beat it to death with the chain.
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My bad, was talking at the same time as writing. Minute nine (Wouldn't want anybody on the Internet thinking I would only survive a measly 66 seconds in the event that someone chains me to a bed with an extinct animal.)
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