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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? It's a question I've pondered many times. Thanks to this 10 question quiz, I know that I would last one minute and six seconds. Link -Thanks, Sal Dev!
How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? It's a question I've pondered many times. Thanks to this 10 question quiz, I know that I would last one minute and six seconds. Link -Thanks, Sal Dev!
*shudders* I'm never going to be able to sleep in a bunk bed again!
am proud for 3 second lead.
but most likely play dead.
Must've been the "take the arm and beat the velociraptor over the head with it" answer that put me over the top.
My suggestion, if this really happens to you, is to immediately disassemble the bunk bed. Use the top bunk to barricade yourself in the corner. While back there, do everything you can do to remove the chain. Run away when the Velociraptor has worn itself out trying to get at you.
It helps if you have a year of college jujitsu and martial arts training (not to mention being more than 6'3").
There should have been an option to let the raptor chew your leg off, (the one attached to the chain, so you could run (crawl?) away from the beast and bed..
Oh yeah...I'm a man!
Would the results be different if we were chained to a day bed with a trundle?
Why isn't there an option for stuffing the blanket from the bed into the raptor's mouth so it will suffocate?