Mail Order Husbands - Neatorama

Need a hubby of quality? Through Mail Order Husbands, you can snag a top-tier bachelor like this one. Link via The Presurfer

I wonder if those poor, unattractive people know their photos are being used for entertainment/mockery...

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Hmm. How much bang do I get for my buck?

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Ha ha they are ugly.

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yeah huh, you never hear of that. I know 2 people who are married to mail-order brides, though. And they're happy and normal.

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@Johnny Cat
How do they get them through the mail?

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This sounds like www.marryourdaughter.com ... which was a joke, they revealed...

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You should take the compatibility survey there. That was probably the funniest part.

I also liked the disclaimer:

We respect your desire for privacy. Data collected from this form will only be shared with valued partners of mailorderhusbands.net or companies that offer attractive licensing terms.

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Jackarse: FedEx works wonders!

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Wow, I have never seen such a thing. You would usually see mail order brides instead. Mail order men would be a total FAIL by the description of this profile ;>)

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You would think that a website advertising mail order husbands would be a failure, but I'm here to tell ya that judging from the brand of men I'm surrounded by... I'm about ready to sign up my damn self! lol!

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