Reasons to Date a Unicorn

After the success of Zombie Harmony and 9 Reason NOT to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Matthew Inman launched another funny microsite: 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn.

Reason I: They Fart Glitter. Good enough for me! Link - Thanks Matthew!

Eating unicorn feces? This guy needs serious help.

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I was wondering where was that Skittle taste coming from

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Tom Cruise farts glitter too. the big LRon loving poof.

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I was under the impression that unicorns pooped marshmallows.

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The T-Rex one was much better. Be sure to post their next effort.

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That boyfriend was abusive. I guess unicorns go for guys like that. sigh.

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I thought unicorns were boys. That's why they're associated with virgins in mythology.

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Huh... I thought the reasons would be more... phallic. You know, with the horn and all.

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I think the unicorns associations with virgins was representative of their departing magical youth. boys and girls both.

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I´ve never thought about unicorns in terms of gender, since they are a symbol of purity and celibacy.

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Eh. The T-rex was more amusing and had more... species-appropriate reasons.

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CHennings, that was an awesome link!

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