Bumper Stickers: Growing Old is Funny - Neatorama

"There is still no cure for the common birthday" - John Glenn, astronaut & U.S. Senator

There may be nothing you can do about growing old, but that doesn't mean you can't laugh about it. PM Caregiver has a neat collection of humorous bumper stickers about growing old: Link - via Miss Cellania

Those are cute. :)

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Not a bumper sticker, but a funny telegram concerning growing older: Movie star Cary Grant lived into his late 70s, but because he retired before he hit 40 or so, he'll always be remembered as a dapper young man. A few years before he passed away, a news reporter sent him a telegram on his birthday that read:

HOW OLD CARY GRANT

to which Mr. Grant replied:

OLD CARY GRANT FINE. HOW YOU?

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I have got to remember these - these kinds of jokes are becoming funnier every birthday.

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Okay, my Grandmother suffered from Alzheimer's until she died, but I have to love the one with Charlton Heston that says, "I may have Alzheimer's...but at least I don't have Alzheimer's!"

That's pretty funny, and even my Dad would laugh at it.

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LOL @ the Florida one!!

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McCain can use them for his campaign.

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I dont get the bmw one, he only cares about bayerische motoren? haha obviously not

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I don't get the one about the BMW either. Would someone please enlighten us?

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BM = bowel movement. Get it now?

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Got it.

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