"It's OK, really, it's just a little bug, here... just lick it a little... yeah, bite it's head a bit... yeah, like that... now rub it under your arms... no, seriously, rub it around... you might have to bite it's head again... there ya go..."
I knew a guy that grew pot in the woods, and he went to check on it one day, and it was all gone - chewed off at the stalk. Coincidentally there was a deer passed out next to it.
I've seen a 'herd' in a zoo last week : they really need the valium (or the zoo keeper feed them with coffee beans!)
"It's OK, really, it's just a little bug, here... just lick it a little... yeah, bite it's head a bit... yeah, like that... now rub it under your arms... no, seriously, rub it around... you might have to bite it's head again... there ya go..."
I can't help it but all I have in my head is an image of a deer spaced out. "Bambi no!"