Who Does This Look Like? - Neatorama

Hmm, this ancient Egyptian sculpture resembles someone, but I can't quite put my finger on who it is. Do you know who it might be? This photo was taken by Flicker user mandalariangirl, who has her own opinion. Link -Thanks, Jenna!

Looks like Michael Jackson to me.

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^
thank you captain obvious

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No question, Michael Jackson. Maybe this was the statue that inspired him to butcher his face?

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everyone would knows it's ancient Michael Jackson

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Looks like Tito

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Wow, this is amazing - Compelling evidence that the ancient Egyptians knew about rhinoplasty!

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But where's the white glove?

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Jacko's Dorian Gray

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This can only mean one thing. Michael Jackson, is an ancient from the past! He lives off the youth of children! D:

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It's Mr. Jefferson of course! Oooh Mr. Jefferson, don't listen to them.. they are ignorant.

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No it's LaToya!

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Holy Shit Yall! Dont stop till ya get enough....

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It's Naboo from the Mighty Boosh!

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Well, consideing a lot of Egyptian Status lose their noses (it seems), and this one is no exception, this status really demonstrates that MJ really messed up his nose.

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I HAVE A PICTURE WITH THAT AND I CALL IT THE MICHAEL JACKSON PIC! HAHAHAHA

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Look at the small hearts above. It has a lot of love to give. Beware kids.

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Well, yeah, obviously it's MJ, but I also see some of E.T. in there.
Coincidence? I don't know.

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Do you remember the time
When we fell in love
Do you remember the time

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MJ!

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I once read that all of his facial modifications seemed to be inspired by the face on the tomb of King Tut, maybe he changed his mind and decided to look more like this guy...

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looks like a human. sort of.

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Janet/Michael Jackson.

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This just goes to show that the Jackson's really are from an alien race. See the Jackson's documentary Stargate to understand more about the family's history.

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It's Michael Jackson. Here's my theory: he was the person in Egypt that the statue was based on. Now he's reincarnated as MJ and is trying to regain his former "good looks".

I didn't say it was a good theory. :)

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This guy looks better than MJ, truth be told. But then, MJ probably looks the way he does because he pays this guy in virgin boy blood and tears.

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Looks like a Gelfling from the Dark Crystal.

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Its nose fell off too LOL!!

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No, the statue has a better nose.

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latoya!!, i love you michael
jackson!!!

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no geustion. its michael jackson XD

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Personally, I think it is photoshop. LOL

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