VideoSift: How NOT to do Stuff ...

How NOT to Fake a Heart Attack During Court
Keison Wilkins, 33, only has an 8th-grade education, but he has successfully defended himself in court once before ... So the second
time around should be easier, right? Well, maybe not so much.

When things didn't go his way, Wilkins resorted to bizarre antics - like yelling about lynching and ... faking a false heart attack! (The story at Dayton Daily News)

Watch the clip as Wilkins dropped to the floor as uninterested officials went about their business (too bad they didn't just shock 'im with a defibrillator!): Link

How NOT to Discipline Oneself
First this guy did stupid things on his '69 Mustang, then he decided to "discipline" himself ... with a shovel to the head!

Link (Ouch!)

How NOT to jump down the escalator
Pray tell: What in the world did this guy think he was going to accomplish? Well, whatever it was, he got what he deserved.

Link (OUCH!)

How NOT to hunt a zebra
In this clip, a lioness attacked a young zebra ... only to find that she had bitten off far more than she could chew!

See how the zebra saved its life ... by drowning the lioness! Link

How NOT to ride the elevator
Remember the story about the guy who got trapped inside the elevator for 41 hours?

Well, here's the parody: Man trapped in elevator for 6 minutes: Link