Caption Monkey 35: Puffer Fish! - Neatorama

Photo: Bill Eichenlaub / National Park Service

That's the o'opu hue spotted puffer (Arothron meleagris), a fiash in the Kaloko-Honokohau National Historical Park in beautiful Hawaii.

Yay! It's time for Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game! Funniest caption will win a free monkey (or any other critter) drawing of your choice by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford.

Contest rules are easy: place your caption in the comment section below. One caption per comment, please. You can enter as many funny ones as you can think of. Good luck!

Update 7/8/08 - Adam has picked the winner! Congrats to John M. who won with "Hey you, pull my fin!"

Aaaaachoo!

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Tell the truth, do polka dots make me look fat?

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I'm feeling a bit bloated...

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*Sniffle* *Sniffle* Mommy! I lost my ball again. *sniffle*

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I knew I shouldn't of eaten that sushi. I always get this funny reaction.

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I knew I should have taken that gas-x!

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NO.....MORE......BIG MACS. . . . .

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No more Mentos & Coke...

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Hey you, pull my fin!

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(next frame)... BLAM!

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...meanwhile, at the bottom of Boston Harbour, underwater senator Fish Kennedy calls the committee meeting to order.
"Before the uh, vodker I was the size of a kelp"

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"I'm... sailing awaaay..."

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Nemooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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...someone get me an antacid. NOW!

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"Go ahead, make my day!"

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talky talky happy talk, talk about things you like to do. You've got to have a dream, if you dont have a dream, how you gonna have a dream come true!

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Whatchuu meaan dairy gives me gas?!

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Oh My God! I have no feet!! I have no feeeeeet...

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I think I swallowed my bubble gum.

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"don't dreme it, be it...the ball that is"

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and now, heres whats happening in your neck of the woods.

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Man, guess it's time for some wii fit ...

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"camouflage? canteloupe!"

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Even though he had never professed any belief in reincarnation, Dom DeLuise was very surprised to find himself returned to the world as a puffer fish.

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"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, will always, love you-ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!

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Goatse fish is missing hands

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Look Mom!!
I'm Dizzy Gillespie!!

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"It wasn't the big bad wolf that blew the houses away."

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I'll have more of those nice peanuts, make me feel all weird!

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Well the doctor says it's glandular....

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does holding my breath make me look fat?

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unfortunately for paco the puffer fish, no one ever told him that eating the kick ball would automatically disqualify him from the game.

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"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint"

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Who wants a kiiiissssss!?

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Shit...

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In Finding Nemo 2, Pixar created the lovable character "Puffy" to highlight the growing epidemic of childhood obesity. Voiced by Sean Combs.

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I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!

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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

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I knew I shouldn't have had that peanut.

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Na na, na na na na na na na na, Katamari Damacy.

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David Beckham, soccer player, was recently fined $10, 000 and charged with one count of animal cruelty after an errant kick of the ball during practice landed in the Pacific Ocean.

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Most fish see things as they are and say, "Why?" I dream of being a basketball and say "Why not?"

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I iz full

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David Michaels, a novice chef, misses a step in preparing coconut-stuffed fugu on this week's Iron Chef.

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Blow me.

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"Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball..."

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"IMMA CHARGIN' MA LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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"Secretary Paulson, the effects of inflation seem to be more pervasive than we first imagined possible."
"Dear God, you are an idiot George."

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THAT'S A HUUUGE FISH!

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The future look of America's children.

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"GET IN MA BELLY!!!"

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Contrary to popular belief and regardless of his fervent denial, it was indeed the puffer fish that stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

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"It's a thyroid problem!"

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Red Lobster always does this to me.

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Scientists are still trying to determine whether the blowfish ate the pig or the pig ate the blowfish.

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"And if you look very closely at this patch of coral, you can almost make out the imag...OMG PUFFERFISH!!!"

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"i'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout."

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"I'm feeling fat and sassy!"

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Come on guys, this isn't funny anymore!

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Oh, Spongebob! Why?

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"I sing-aa de opera, to catcha the fish-a, because i'm too fat-a, to swim for my dinn-a..."

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Good lord!!!! What happened to my neck?!?!?!?!

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"Mr. Pufferfish, what is your reaction to the recent surge in public sex and nudity on the Provincetown beaches in Cape Cod?"

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waaaaaaahh. i've puffed up and i can't stop

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"Everybody out of the room now, I have to poop. NOW!!!"

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Ma-ia-hii
Ma-ia-huu
Ma-ia-hoo
Ma-ia-haha

Alo, Salut, sunt eu, un haiduc,
Si te rog, iubirea mea, primeste fericirea.
Alo, alo, sunt eu Picasso,
Ti-am dat beep, si sunt voinic,
Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic..."

(you get the picture)

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"hmm I probably shouldn't have have had that double venti vanilla cream bean frappachino."

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teeheehee did you see that human-thing I went *Poof* and scared the liftin' jelly fish out of it!

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Is that the Star Wars Kid???

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"It always goes wrong when it comes to the blueberry pie...get her to the squeezing room immediatly!'

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Buuuut Mom, I Reeeeeeealllyy want it!

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"Teeheehee look look I can make my ears wiggle!"

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"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

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A number 8 with extra sauce. . .two orders of fries. . . strawberry shake. . .and a Diet Coke please.

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Now thats what I call a "blow job"

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I think I need to fart

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...well, if Opera can get away with it...

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Hi! I used to play Cindy Brady! I stayed up and partied last night...

I'm gonna go throw up now!

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Anyone have a laxative?

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Somebody call Jenny Craig.

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My father was a bass. . .my mother was the good year blimp.

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A shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch, and a sensible dinner? Bulls*$t

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BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE

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......TA-DA!

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I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll... ah, I can't be arsed to do this myself

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"ermm.. so how do I get back to the original position?"

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Nemo soon found out he was allergic to shellfish.....

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"AHA! now you see the mighty side of me you losers!"

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"I can't believe I ate that whole thing."

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Does this coral make my butt look big??

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spongebob! you failed boating class again!!!

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And Puffy said, "I'm gonna hold my breath until Mike Myers promises not to make anymore movies again!"

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OMG, not Hootie!!!

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what did I tell you about inhaling bubble gum, timmy!!!

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harry potter! did you blow up you uncle this time!??!

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This just in: scientists have discovered a new fruit that grows under water - the spotted vagina peach.

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195 more days

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Need.... fart..... quickly........

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Waiting to Exhale

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I don't see my fins anymore...

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