Man Changed Name to "In God We Trust"

Alex

Meet In God We Trust, formerly known as Steve Kruescher of Zion. Yes, the man's name change just got approved by a judge last Friday:

Steve Kruescher of Zion has legally changed his name to "In God We Trust." It's true. His first name is now "In God" and his last name is "We Trust." Lake County Circuit Judge David Hall approved the petition Friday.

"I feel fantastic," We Trust said. "I've been praying for this." The 57-year-old school bus driver and amateur artist says his new name fully expresses who he is as a person. "God has brought me through some very hard times," he said. "I feel this is a way to honor God and immortalize that phrase."

God seems to have approved:

He's already had to pay $246 for the legal petition, and about $150 for legal notices in the newspaper. He figures the total cost will be about $600.

And wouldn't you know it? He just received his government stimulus check in the amount of $600.

"It didn't surprise me," We Trust said. "God is with me."

Link (Photo: Vince Pierri)

Previously on Neatorama: 10 Strangest Names EVAR!


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At work, I dealt with a native guy whose last name was Nothing. At some point, one of his ancestors was told to pick a name, and he picked Nothing.

Something tells me this guy won't have many Wetrust descendants. Looks more like "wet rust" when you take the space out.
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@Max Power

Does having a Swiss German friend with the name Grossenbacher count? ... actually I may be confusing the Swiss German spelling.

@Thomas

My bad, it's actually Isaac her son which means "she/he laughs".

Anyway you get the point.
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God may have blessed him with that $600 stimulus check, but I think those of us who haven't changed our names are a little more blessed cuz we can keep the money.
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IMO, A fine example of yet another typical egotistical, "look at me", "look what I can do!" Christian.

Many Christian demoninations bribe people with money and goods to spread their disease because they can't force people by violence like they used to for so many years because we have LAWS.

In short, I recommend we change the wording on currency to "In Santa we trust."
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The problem with this depiction is the area each "death" is represented by on the page. A regular bar graph would give an equal spatial deption of each death, whereas this diagram creates a larger visual impression for those deaths on the outer perimeter of the pie chart. Nightingale maximizes her argument by putting the blue numbers on the outermost edge.

Unless, of course, she's assigned a set area to each death (e.g. 0.5cm^2), this is a great way to mislead people. Marketers make use of tricks like these all the time.
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Yeah this data would be much clearer if she used a stacked bar chart. Her odd pie chart means that the area/radius issues make really understanding the plot very difficult. My management would never let me brief a general with a plot like that.
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The blue area does not exactly represent deaths by preventable diseases. It is the area from the center to the edge of the blue. It is NOT a stacked chart, they regions are overlapping. You see this in November, when the black area is less than the red. She doesn't know how to represent this, so she simply makes the boundary line.

Overall, it was the first graph of its type, so for that it is interesting, but now that we know so much more, it isn't such a great example as some make it seem.
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