Adam Buxton of the British TV comedy show "Adam and Joe" showed us why you don't need a Bollywood song for funny song lyrics subtitle.
Here's one that he did for Songs of Praise ("translations of popular hymns for the hard of hearing, by the hard of hearing"): Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] - Thanks Robert Rezabek!
(Okay, okay, that was just all in good fun. No offense meant and no hate mails, please!)
"Strings and Balls" = Noodly Appendages and Meatballs!
To those who are insulted... I pity you.