Attention gamers: do you have a hard time firing? Perhaps you're suffering from a medical condition called P.D. (Projectile Dysfunction). But worry not, there is a cure: Stroyent (humanifil killemal).
Here's the viral ad from Enemy Territory: Quake Wars: hit play or go to Link [YouTube] | Stroyent website - via AdFreak
And there's nothing about punkbuster not sniffing you out...
bah!
"if firing continues for more than four minutes, consult your physician."