Star Trek Bottle Opener

They're not going to sell one of these to a real Trek fan. They'll sell them to relatives or friends of Trek fans. But no real Trek fan will buy this because, although the lettering on the saucer portion is clearly meant to indicate a Constitution-class starship, THE PYLONS AND NACELLES ARE GOING BELOW RATHER THAN ABOVE THE SAUCER!

I've seen worse Trek kitsch and could have given this a bye if only they'd gotten the details right.

heh...a cute little souvenir for the minor trek fan.

and Bryon, honey...it's a bottle opener. lighten up a little huh? :)

"Scotty, set engines to maximum!"
"Aye, captain!" *ktchh* lol

There are so many great comic-booky nerd movies coming out this summer, I don't see how I'm going to have time for anything else.

Could someone with admin power delete the above comment? Wrong thread, my bad.

It's very cool, but that's an awful lot of pay for just a bottle opener.

Bud me up, Scotty!

I guess I am not as hard core of a trek fan as Bryon is cause I thought this was kinda cool.

The Enterprise does kind of look like a bottle opener. I doubt that's what the original designers were going for, though.

Heather ... Yeah, I know. But without someone defending the true faith and declaring war on heathens, where would our world be today?

Ummm ... on second thought, nevermind.

It might be awkward to operate, with a wide and short handle, but here is the critical question: Does it open Romulan Ale or drinks that are green?

I haven't used a bottle opener in about 20 years, but I want this one (I'm such a geek)