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Star Trek Bottle Opener

Open your beer with the starship Enterprise! This item should be in stock by the end of June, but you can preorder now. -via Gizmodo

They're not going to sell one of these to a real Trek fan. They'll sell them to relatives or friends of Trek fans. But no real Trek fan will buy this because, although the lettering on the saucer portion is clearly meant to indicate a Constitution-class starship, THE PYLONS AND NACELLES ARE GOING BELOW RATHER THAN ABOVE THE SAUCER!

I've seen worse Trek kitsch and could have given this a bye if only they'd gotten the details right.
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heh...a cute little souvenir for the minor trek fan.

and Bryon,'s a bottle opener. lighten up a little huh? :)

"Scotty, set engines to maximum!"
"Aye, captain!" *ktchh* lol
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Heather ... Yeah, I know. But without someone defending the true faith and declaring war on heathens, where would our world be today?

Ummm ... on second thought, nevermind.
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