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Caption Monkey 25: Toilet Uh Oh!

Photo: massdistraction [Flickr]

Folks, it's time for this week's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game. But first, the story behind this photo, from Flickr user massdistraction:

I'm going to burn in hell for posting this...but here's the story. Many years ago the little man went to daycare daily, while I worked full-time. He wasn't yet potty-trained but would wander into their bathroom, express some interest (as the older kids used the potty) then wander out again. Usually. On this day he somehow managed to get himself stuck in the toilet. The daycare provider's first instinct was to grab a camera and snap off a photo before helping him out. I was both appalled and amused (and felt guilty for the latter).

Now, on to the game: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can enter as many as you'd like. The funniest caption will get a prize: Adam "Ape Lad" Koford's Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, which details the adventures of Kitteh and Pip in over 250 comic panels.

If you like Adam's old-timey LOLcat cartoon (many found in his Flickr set), then you'll love this book!

Good luck (if you don't win, you can still get his book at Lulu).

Update 4/4/08: Congratulations to Nora whose caption "Mario Lied to Me!" won! Woohoo, way to go, Nora!

"Heroin makes you constipated. The heroin from my last hit was fading, and the suppositories had yet to melt..."

"I'm no longer constipated"
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::In my best nagging maternal voice::

"Sure, everyone wants one when they're cute and little but as soon as it's starts to grow you get tired of cleaning up after it and flush it down the toilet!"
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In an attempt to escape the messy whereabouts of his parents, he inadvertently flushed himself to freedom, only to find he had outgrown his emergency escape route.
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Children of hoarders often are abused. Here we see young Tommy, shoved into the toilet, to save room for more eBay purchases.
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After being distracted by the rubbish in the tub, Mildred failed to notice the striking similarity between the boy she was charged with watching and the enormous duce she had just dropped.
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