Photo: massdistraction [Flickr]
Folks, it's time for this week's Neatorama and Hobotopia's Caption Monkey game. But first, the story behind this photo, from Flickr user massdistraction:
I'm going to burn in hell for posting this...but here's the story. Many years ago the little man went to daycare daily, while I worked full-time. He wasn't yet potty-trained but would wander into their bathroom, express some interest (as the older kids used the potty) then wander out again. Usually. On this day he somehow managed to get himself stuck in the toilet. The daycare provider's first instinct was to grab a camera and snap off a photo before helping him out. I was both appalled and amused (and felt guilty for the latter).
Now, on to the game: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please, but you can enter as many as you'd like. The funniest caption will get a prize: Adam "Ape Lad" Koford's Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats, which details the adventures of Kitteh and Pip in over 250 comic panels.
If you like Adam's old-timey LOLcat cartoon (many found in his Flickr set), then you'll love this book!
Good luck (if you don't win, you can still get his book at Lulu).
Update 4/4/08: Congratulations to Nora whose caption "Mario Lied to Me!" won! Woohoo, way to go, Nora!
"I'm no longer constipated"
The grapes went down the HOLE...
NO wine to nite..
Oh, and btw, I'll be down this hole with fluffy until she comes down.
I knew that whole "Stork" storyline was a bunch of mularkey.
"Sure, everyone wants one when they're cute and little but as soon as it's starts to grow you get tired of cleaning up after it and flush it down the toilet!"
AND THEY LOOK LIKE LITTEL KIDS...KILL THE LITTEL SHIT LOL
"Attack Of The Feral Sewer Children 2"
"The legend lives on"
"Shut the f**ck up and DANCE!"
"The reverse escape"
"Let's just say the little s*** had it coming."
Meth. Kills lives. Kills families.
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Just SHOVE them down the drain...