Jedi Master Jonba Hehol was one of the founders of the UK Church of the Jedi. His friends and family know him as 36-year-old hairdresser Barney Jones. He was giving a TV interview in his back yard last week when a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet and a black trash bag leapt over the fence and began attacking him!
Police are investigating. Link -via Arbroath
Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.
After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.
Police are investigating. Link -via Arbroath
Yay! You're an atheist. You go, girlfriend!
Why can't that happen to me?
@ Confused: I'm a de facto Atheist, meaning I'm 99.99999% sure God doesn't exist. I just say I'm Atheist so the simpletons understand. Hope that clears your confusion.
The picture actually reminds me of the stereotypical little old lady with an IV strapped to her arm, standing outside the hospital, puffing away on a cigarette. Now you know why Darth's breath sounds so laboured.
Is Vader still on the loose?
I have to agree with HalfCracked. Someone out there has video of this. Someone PLEASE find it!