Jedi Master Attacked by Darth Vader

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol was one of the founders of the UK Church of the Jedi. His friends and family know him as 36-year-old hairdresser Barney Jones. He was giving a TV interview in his back yard last week when a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet and a black trash bag leapt over the fence and began attacking him!
Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Police are investigating. Link -via Arbroath

As an Atheist I find myself surprised that I empathize w/the Master Jedi. Had it been Satan pummeling God, however, I would've jumped in and given Satan a hand. ;p
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Oh, geez, you had to go and ruin a perfectly entertaining story by waving your atheistic fixation around.

Yay! You're an atheist. You go, girlfriend!
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Oh, stupid me, I thought atheists didn't believe in God. How would Satan have been pummeling a being that doesn't exist? NO, see, I'm confused again. Atheists don't believe in Satan, either.
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@ Ted: I'm glad I could ruin your day. But I find the imagery of a bad-ass Satan pwning God. That would *make* my day!

@ Confused: I'm a de facto Atheist, meaning I'm 99.99999% sure God doesn't exist. I just say I'm Atheist so the simpletons understand. Hope that clears your confusion.
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You didn't ruin my day, silly. It's just a little strange how some atheists are as fixated as bible-thumpers. It just sounds like you're trolling when you go way off-topic like that for no reason.

The picture actually reminds me of the stereotypical little old lady with an IV strapped to her arm, standing outside the hospital, puffing away on a cigarette. Now you know why Darth's breath sounds so laboured.
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This would have been so great to see! If I were there I don't think I would have been able to help anyone on account of rolling on the ground laughing so hard!

I have to agree with HalfCracked. Someone out there has video of this. Someone PLEASE find it!
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