LOLCat Bible

Using a wiki program, the Bible is being translated into LOLCat. Here's the first few verses from Genesis 1:
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

Very good stuff. Of course, you've never really experienced the Bible until you've read it in the original Klingon.

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Oh hai,

Siet not blasfemus. Srsy. Lotz ov Christians beez trans... trans... turnin it into teh lolspeak fo kittehs an lolcat peepul.

Pls dun be angree. We dun wan hawm.

Ceiling Cat bles yu awl. lolz.

Martin Grondin
Ceiling Cat Profett
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Follower, what stuff about Islam was removed??
It's a parody.

Besides, if this was how they taught the bible when I was in school...I'd probably still be going to church.
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