If I were Columbo I'd Peter Falk her

Yeah, yeah, yeah - it's three weeks old... It's still probably the funniest American Idol audition of all time, however. 32-year old Paul Marturano sings a brilliant song about his love for American Idol judge Paula Abdul and his thoughts about stalking her, and is eventually escorted out of the audition room. YouTube.

Paul Marturano is a professional singer based in the Philly area, he has done some national tours, and this is a song he has performed for a number of years. Part of his show has some dark humor.
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that wasn't as creepy as opening the paper one morning and being accosted by pictures of simon cowell in just his swim shorts strolling along the beach with his girlfriend. *shudder*

anyway, what's wrong with being disrespectful to these people? cowell's responsible for a tsunami of auditory sewage over here in the U.K...
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not nice 4 any woman to have to listen to that shit she was obviously uncomfortable with it and he is a jerk regardless for disregarding that
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That guy was a riot! Too bad he won't be around to take a place in VoteForTheWorst this year though.

To all the whiners: Lighten up & ask for a sense of humor this XMas.
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