Caption Monkey 19: Standing Cat

Photo via One Large Prawn

Is it Caption Monkey time already? Well, last week Neatorama reader MariV won a free Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats book by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford. And this week, it could be YOU, if you submit the funniest caption.

But first, the book: Meet the Laugh-Out-Loud Cats features Kitteh and Pip, the hobo cat stars of Ape Lad's famous old timey webcomic. This neat book compiles over 250 comic strip, including never before seen drawings.

If you want to win, please read these (darn simple) contest rules: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment please, but you can submit as many as you can think of. The funniest caption (as always, Adam's pick) will win his book.

Good luck (but if you don't win, you can get your own copy at Lulu)

Update 2/8/08: Congratulations to lordunger #158 for the winning caption, picked by Adam "the man" Koford himself: "i AM an ewok."

"Oh no you di'nt!"

Though Felix, you made me lol. Locats Shakespeare - whaddya think? All the actors dressed in cat suits, with the language translated into Lolcat. (Perhaps for just one act....)
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Dear God:
I could really use a pouch right about here. Like that opossum that lives under the garage. For you know like my keys, catnip, and a fuzzy mouse or two. Thanks for Evolution!
Mr. Orange Jeans
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