Quote: Lily Tomlin on Language

"finally" a Twaggie that is actually humorous!

Meh.

I'm waiting for this: "Chicken...good!".

are we still using Twitter?

Press it again. Keep doing it until it turns into popcorn.

The idea was excellent. It was the execution that was off.

Mrs.O once was cooking a potato in the microwave and accidentally set the timer to 50 minutes instead of 5. She walked away to do another chore and by the time she realized what was going on, the potato had lost all its water content and actually ignited. She found the potato on fire, scorching the inside of the microwave. Nothing beats a blazing spud.

Man that's an old joke.