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The Homespun Analogy Generator

Generator Land has this Homespun Analogy Generator, which will spit out funny analogies as funny as Dave Chappelle before he went nuts.

Here are some from the hall of fame:

I'm as gassy as a sick seal in a bowl of soup.

He's as grumpy as a holy badger at a pie eatin' contest.

She's as undecided as an oriental sloth with an itch.

I'm as truthful as an overweight antelope having a sneezing fit.

Link - Thanks Mike Raia!

This is hilarious!

I was as troubled as an electric baboon in a rainstorm.

She's as slippery as a flamin' jackass with no bones.

I was as windy as a wounded town drunk having a sneezing fit.

She was as jumpy as a rabid crow in a coalmine.
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