What is It? Game 47

A penis cutter

This is probably the best way to open up a boiled egg!

Yes, it's definitely a tool to chop the "head" of a boiled egg.

I think my grandmother used to have one of those - and it is exactly for opening eggs.

It is a tool for opening boiled eggs.

I have used this exact model and can categorically say that it is rubbish.

I busts the shell into tiny bits which make your egg gritty.

Stick to a teaspoon.

Well, so many upright variants and I don't know what to suggest, but :)

1. Torture instrument (may be a penis cutter, or less terrible is a tongue cutter, hands cutter)
2. Strange pair of scissors
3. Baking cup LOL

I know what it is, it's a jar-opener, the spikes bore into the jar and gives you a better grip to open the jar.

You're all way, way off. That is Mickey Mouse's evil cousin.

I mean, his MORE evil cousin.

It´s for open jars with the cap to thighten

Just like this

http://www.essential-depot.com/cgimage/JAR-GL-GALL.jpg

My gran had one too for taking the tops of hard boiled eggs , my brother and I used to chase each other with it threatening to chop eachothers fingers off

Is it for slicing tomatoes?

It looks like Mickey Mouse with teeth, but I'm going to go with ... an instrument of torture.

egg opener / jar opener / walnut opener

It's a virginity keeper: the girl ties it around her waist using the loops on the device, and when a guy tries to get lucky on her, *chop* the penis is cut off.

it's a device used for making sausage. it pinches the sausage tightly in the casing, making links.

It's for removing the schmuck from the schlong.
Eventually, apart from that, also for removing the top from eggs.

Long ago when the tin can was first invented people thought it a great idea. however no one had yet invented a good way of opening the can. This contraption is one of the first attempts at a can opener before we arrived at the one we all know and love.

Er...a bottle capper?

carrot skinner?

Hosnap! I found one of these in the kitchen drawers when i was little and it had to be my favorite "not-a-toy" anytime i could get my hands on it. But yes, other than working as an excelent monster mouth when chasing the little sister around, it can sometimes be used to cut the shell off the top off of a soft (or hard) boiled egg.

It's a device that cuts off the top of an egg

you put your corn cob in squeeze and pull down
instant corn OFF cob

I'm sure it's an egg topper, but the phrase "Lorena Bobbitt's Yard Sale" keeps coming to mind...

This is a perfect example of 'Nefas-Fabrika-Legitimus' or using the wrong thing in the right way. The device is a Crismus Freg, a handheld toll for primping a ruff collar. It works perfectly but no one wore ruff collars in 1923, when Mr. Rich Crismus invented it. After financing the manufacture of 10,000 of these, his backer hit upon a brilliant idea and put an ad in a local newspaper with a picture of the freg with the title 'What is it?' The correct guesser won $25. After several unlikely suggestions a use for this device was discovered and now one can be found in nearly every hard boiled egg eating household in America.

Looks like the tool the doc used when I was circumcised.

Ouch, it still hurts.

It's a thing for getting Boy Scouts out of Girl Guide tents.

This tool cuts the top of the egg (little or big endian ^^)

It looks like a cigar cutter...

I've seen these before and they are used to cut the end of a cigar to prep it for smoking. A well made cigar often has sealed ends and needs to be cut so that they can be properly lit.

It's a jar or lid opener.

Its the Tin Man's anus.

Anton....Funny

I think it is a plastic bottle opener.

keep away from lorena bobbitt!!!

it's a candlestick holder

It is used to cut the tops off of soft boiled eggs and I've been looking for one of these for ever. Where did you find it? Williams-Sonoma doesn't sell them anymore.
I like a 4&1/4 minute soft boiled egg.

Foil cutter for a wine bottle

i think it's a wire stripper for some specific, super thick wire

Looks like a circumcision tool

It looks like a cigar trimmer. ??

It's for opening bananas.

foreskin removal device version 1.5

OH I actually know this one! It's for taking the tops off boiled eggs!
But this looks like it's mated with a pair of scissors and had horrible mutant offspring... maybe the one I have is just crippled (its got no handles, just two buttons you squeeze together)

A beer bottle cap crimper.

It looks like one of those wine bottle openers where you cut the foil and pull.

It's a jar opener...... like the kind Grams used to use to open up them canned peaches!

its to open tins of chewing tobacco

It's a screwcap wine opener.

for corn cobs getting the kernels off

I'm going to say a crimper, too, but for the caps of
milk bottles, not beer bottles.

3 words:

Ergonomic Penis Remover.

It is used to remove teh signet or sock from a winebottle.

Its used for circumcision. Used to nip of our little foreskins...

Looks like a bottle cap crimper

it's a cigar cutter

We had one of these when I was growing up. We named it Henry. It opens boiled eggs.

Hahahaha @ Anton #32! Rob of What is it? Blog and I thought yours is the funniest.

Guessed right in just 12 minutes by maquessimme #2 - it's an egg topper.