Paranormal Restraining Orders

If you are in an abusive relationship with a paranormal entity, such as zombies, Satan, Bigfoot, or aliens, just get a restraining order!

Since the dawn of time, mankind has sought the means of keeping away supernatural and paranormal entities. Now, for only $5 each, receive a printed document that bars them from approaching or contacting you.

Better order quickly if you want yours by Halloween. Link -via Ectoplasmosis

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haha neat

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I think it's lovely irony that a grumpy face makes so many people smile ^___^

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I love your name, Tarder Sauce, and I think you are just about the cutest cat I have seen in a long time! But I must be sure my cats don't see me write this, they may be jealous. I have watched your video multiple times just because you are so cute. I think most all of the people who have seen you also think you are gorgeous. I wish I had known you were going to be on TV, I would loved to have seen you. My cat Squeek is in my lap now, purring very loudly.The best of luck to you, I think you are going to be a STAR!!

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