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The Book of SPAM Caption Contest

What did George Burns say to Gracie Allen? Funniest captions will win Free The Book of SPAM, courtesy of Simon & Schuster, reviewed previously on Neatorama.

Contest rule is darned simple: place your caption in the comment section - one caption per comment, please, but you can enter as many funny ones you can think of. And keep it clean!

Update 11/4/07 - Wow, great entries (and some not so great entries) guys! I've emailed the lucky winners, they'll get a free copy of The Book of Spam courtesy of Simon & Schuster - thank you for playing!

Greetings Beloved.,, I know this email may arrive as unknown and suprised,and ope it meets regardless with your personal ethics. I am Mr. Joshua Bengal of Nigeria...
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George: Honey, do you want my erection to last UP TO 10 TIME LONGER?!!!

Gracie: SPAM!

(its almost like shes a comic superhero and when she punches someone the word SPAM is written in BIG letters)
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No gracie Allen, I would not like them in a tunnel, nor through a funnel, not with a mouse or in a house, or in a box, or with a fox, or with some pancakes, or in a damn lake, I do not like spiced canned ham!!!
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Gracie, I think Snappy should lure Adam Farrington into the cup of a giant slingshot, and fling him across town while making off with his fancy new book. Gee, what should we use as bait?
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