Today's theme at Miss Cellania is Down South, where she explains everything y'all would want to know about the Deep South:
The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the adjective "big'ol," truck or big'ol" boy.
Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here.
If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.
Do not be surprised to find that 10-year olds own their own shotguns, they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.
Plenty more where they come from here: Link
Being a life long Alabama resident my first reaction to this was WTF.
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