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Is Google God? Here are the Proofs

Is Google God? The people at the Church of Google (and practitioner of "Googlism") think so, and they've even got 9 proofs of why Google is God. For example:

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

Link - Thanks James Markenson!

I rekon that as more and more people have access to the internet and are investing belief and ideology into it, we are essentially creating a "god"... things could potentially be very good for Godgle in the near future
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btw, "Godgle" so my idea, thats right, mine. If this becomes famous Google may just have to employ me... web-apostle type occupation
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Google is hardly a deity, though they are getting scarier. Anyone ever looked at the Google office EULA? They OWN you... if you use that software anyway... I used to think Google was benevolent, now I'm beginning to think maybe they aren't quite so benign.
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Just remember, if you belong to the church of google, you're not allowed to recognize Veteran's Day or Memorial Day in any way. Sure, you can recognize obscure things like Louis Braille's birthday, but don't even speak of Veteran's Day or Memorial Day.
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I, for one, welcome our new search engine overlord. I’d like to remind her that as a trusted internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in her underground data mines.
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