Caption Monkey 7: Dressed Up Dog - Neatorama

Found at Teh Interweb - via Scribal Terror (anyone know the background story?) [Update 8/29/07: It's from a doggie fashion show, credit for photo above: Timothy A. Clary - Thanks Monty!]

Neatorama's weekly Caption Monkey game is here! You can win a Free Monkey (or Other Critter) Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

The simple rules: one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you'd like. You can also vote for your favorite (but please, not your own).

Funniest caption will win a free monkey drawing - you name the monkey (or other animals, for that matter) and Ape Lad will draw it for you! If you don't win, don't despair: you can still get one directly from Ape Lad!

[Update 9/3/07: Congrats MariV #16 for the winning caption: "The unsuccessful Taco-Bell-hits-Thailand promotional campaign."]

I am pookie god of flames! Bow down to me! Translation: Arf grr aroooo! Man 1: What The crap!?!

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Serve fresh from the oven with rice and sour n' sweet sauce!

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nicole richie has gone too far

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It's the dalhi dog!

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The 18th incarnation of Buddha says he likes walks in the park, wagging his tail, and the occasional biscuit.

"I will do everything to further peace and prosperity for my people", he states, avoiding the apparent racial issue.

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Damn woman, your hand is cold!

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Bollywood's version of Underdog

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OK, but please don't let this get out on the internet!!

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All I want to know is whose holding the lady up.

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I thought we agreed you were only to take my temperature!

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IM N UR GENI CLOZ STEALIN ALL UR WISHES

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I choose you, Poochachu!

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Yo quiero WTF??

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"A little FURTHER, WOMAN!"

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Look at me... I'm so gosh darn pretty!

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"The unsuccessful Taco-Bell-hits-Thailand prmotional campaign."

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And here...I offer you, sire, my virginity. A beautiful flower of...

Wait..

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Indian Paris Hiltons dog.

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Oooooh, you put your left hand in...........

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praise me I AM YOUR DOG!.....err i mean god

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Where are you putting that hand...? HEY!

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IAM POOPSI! THE HOUND OF MING THE MERCILESS! PREPARE FOR HUMPING!

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"What do you say we go out for Thai, tonight?"

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OH i'm sorry i didnt me to get my "bling bling" all in your eye's. hold me outa of the sun bitch!!!

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"Is that your FINGER?!?"

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I know, but the cat refused.

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"The um...er spike on my head..um keeps the aliens away! Aggh!

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It was then that the Bodhisattva Beethoven Chihuahua decided to simultaneously bite and pee on the Bollywood Paris Hilton who
assigned him his cruel fate.

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I pooped this!!

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"And now, number 21 in our examples of rare dog breeds, the Asian Pointer."

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And now I'd like to introduce my lovely assistant...

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Does the right hand know what the left hand is doing?

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The photo is from a spread on doggie fashions. this is the link to the slide show http://www.news.com.au/gallery/0,23607,5025111-5007150-1,00.html

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"20 seconds til Live Bozo."

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I shall call him, Mini me.

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Look lady, I didn't think Michael Vick was that bad, but this is going too far.

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Bow before your new god!!!

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I hope this doesn't end up on the internet.

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I better be getting a scooby snack!

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Yeah, my other option was being Brittney Spears' pet....

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For sale: One dog, previously owned by Ming The Merciless.

Contact: Princess Aura

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Chick, whispering fiercely: I told you never to pee in my costumes again or you'd regret it, Natpong!

Pup, thinking to self: ::It worked - I love it! ...maybe the fridge should be next, instead of the bed.::

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This showcase showdown all yours...If the Price is Right!!

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"...and we can both speak without moving our lips."

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Ooh, Fifi! You look good enough to eat! Hmmm....

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Fifi was all dressed up for her date with Triumph, everything was going well until she asked Triumph what he thought of her dress...

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Due to budget cut backs there were no judges at the Pet Talent Contest so Schrodinger's dog was both the winner and the loser.

(that's right, I went for a quantum mechanics humor)

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Unfortunately, Project Runway took a turn for the worse with it's Pets are People Too design challenge.

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...and with no further ado, let me introduce the new head coach for the Michigan Wolverines

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The wise words of Andre 3000 and Big Boi had never rang more true, for truley "ain't nobody dope as me"

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Aranya Namwong recieves the award from Alex for winning the weekly caption contest at www.neatorama.th

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