Hands down, here's the dumbest criminal of all time: the Duct Tape Robber:
Robbery is a serious problem for retail stores across our region. But the employees of Shamrock Liquors in Ashland, Kentucky, can't stop laughing about what happened last Friday at the store along 13th street.
Police say Kasey Kazee walked in to the store with duct tape wrapped around his head to conceal his face.
Fortunately, store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own. Steel had a wooden club wrapped with duct tape that eventually sent the suspect fleeing the store.
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Still, I think the
resume dropping bank robber should be more embarrassed.
Congrats Mr Steele; I'm glad things turned out all right.
WEIRD
In Lincoln, NE a man used a similar disguise to rob a convenience store. Not duct tape, though, also a wrap around the head that was like a total wipe out.
Funny, the KY, duct tape robber was compared to Beavis. Lincoln's toilet paper bandit should be ass-so-she-ate-ed to Butthead as well.
Initially, the toilet paper bandit of Lincoln, NE, got away, with the runs.
Eventually Capt. Kirk caught the Klingon around Uranus.