Hacker Con Badges.

That would be an oldschool pac man game that kids would use to chase each other about the school yard.....back when kids played in school yards

Part holder for Sawing on a bandsaw

This is the Feral Kid's first attempt at the bladed boomerang.

Kwisatz Haderach, brown 4X

Spongebob's comb!

[ Offworld Colonies -- XL ]

It's my old comb I used to use on my pointy little head.
Respect the science Mens L

Used to make ice cubes 'cubed'. Nice crisp, sharp angles. Stackable, too! It's an antique now because everyone's gone for the 'round' cubes. Sacrilege!
Respect the science Mens L

Pi cutter. Cuts pi's into slices that measure exactly 3.14159265359.
Prime, 2x, Black

Fran Drescher cheek retractor!

Do Math Not Meth XL

Steampunk pacman ftw!

It's a early spirograph prototype

Darthulhu, Large.

Handlebar for Inspector Gadget's Helicopter hat gadget.

Rebel, L

Hi !
A batarang designed to hunt hedgehogs !

ED209 Service and Repair Manual - Large, please

This is what Rabbis of old used for circumcisions.

(Let's Jam, small)

table saw

Bad Mood Cloud (large)

two-handed ice cream container opener.

Rebel, L

It's an Amish watermelon knife.

What Does the Fox Say? - Blue, Medium

It's a squirqulometer, a device for making squares into circles. By placing one of the corners of the square into the right angle of the device, then gee'ing and haw'ing the device to and fro the corner is hewn away and made circular. The roundness can be checked with the opposing side which can also be used to further refine the circle.

Delicious, Unprocessed, Soylent Green XL

It's a Shark Guage. After struggling out of the surf, you put the tool into the wound, count the marks to determine the size of the Shark that bit you.

Everything Is Awesome - Medium

This is a Saltine Cracker cracker perforator.

Soylent Green, Kiwi, L

It's the device that Bart Simpson's barber uses to achieve a perfect cut every time!

Know Your Turtles, Large.

Makes the ridges in the Ruffles.

Despicable Escape - 2XL

A boomerang that you hope does NOT come back.

10th in the UK - Med

Back in the olden days, watermelons were REALLY tough! If you were going to cut one up, you needed one do these babies to do the job right!

Gru's in Black XXL