Here's evolution, according to the North Koreans (as shown in a Japanese TV show):
Ever since humanity originated, it was centered around Pyongyang. The Korean people have lived for centuries around the Teh Don Gan Basin. Korean people did not migrate from other regions to the Peninsula. [...] Evolving through several anthropoids ... Humanity finally reached the ancestors of modern Koreans: "The Black Mountain Grape Humanoids"
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Damn, I was going to say it was a great name for a band.
At least as convincing as any other brand of evolution.