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Bicycle Locks.


Being a bicycle officer means you never have to worry about having a bike lock.

http://pagentsprogress.com/?p=565

Except for the fact that police handcuffs all have the same key, that is. I would imagine that it wouldn't be too hard to order a key online or even at some stores. Granted, I would not want to ride around on a police bicycle.
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Yeah, but...you're in the donut shop. You finish your bear claw and visit the men's room. When you come out the place is at gun point. Years of training, so you know it's a squirt gun. Plus, it's lime green with orange grips. This arrest will be easy. You make your move, have the perp on the floor. Now wait a minute? Did anyone see my handcuffs? I had them just a second ago...
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well that's just dandy, but anyone with access to google can steal them bikes in a flash:

http://www.fundistraction.com/2007/03/how-to-escape-professional-handcuffs.html

It's amazing how dumb some cops are. I had a buddy who applied for a job as a cop for a local town near me. He had to take an IQ test, and when he was done, they told him he couldn't have the job - even though in every way he was more than qualified. Their reason? His IQ was too high!
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i hate bike cops.
yes, they're bikes are shitty, nothing is spectacular about a cop bike except the fact that a civilian is prohibited by law to own and ride one that is branded with the police name on it.
stupid way to lock up your bike, if i could, i would take a wheel from them, just to show them how stupid it is.
okay, maybe some of them are good cops. but arent they all overweight?
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Cops on bikes are much cooler than what they have here: Cops on Segway scooters that cost 10x as much and can't even do half the things bikes can. I'm glad my tax dollars are going to $4,000 scooters.
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