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I believe it is a swaging tool for thin brass tubing for flaring the end.Schroedingers Bet XL,Craig Clayton

During my many travels over the past few centuries I have run across this tool many times. It is a tool used to remove the center of a Dalke's eyestalk. You can't see it very well from the pictures, but the bottom forms a sonic lock on the center piece and you grip the handle, rotate, and the eyestalk is removed.

Ironing Man, M

Easy, it's Walt Disney's original Mickey Mouse seal.

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can opener

That's a plunger for a TNT box.

Hypnotoad Large

it's your mamma

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Could be a tool to form a circumferential inwardly facing beading near the end of a thin walled tube,...
not now chewie, size m, suggested colour...

This is a seal press (or, more specifically, a press for imprinting a notarial, governmental, or corporate seal or bookplate). [There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1, large.]

Just a corkscrew in a steampunk corkscrew stand... hehehehe

not now chewie, size m, suggested colour...

This is, also, a Deoreoator, which is used for separating Oreos and evacuating their icing. Widely used in the Midwest, particularly during the long winter months, Deoreoators were particularly fadish as an accessory of the Fig Newton diet popular in the 1970's until it was discovered that figs were already available sans Newton and did not require de-Newtoning. The Deoreoator shown here is an old one, perhaps Abraham Lincoln's, who was widely known to prefer only the bottom cookie, giving his remainders to Mary Todd, resulting in her dramatic plumping. [Awesome Shirt, medium.]

This is a clock unwinder. In Victorian time it was feared that a clock left wound over the new year eve would cause infertility. The first thing that Victorian men would do on the New Years day was get out of bed to wind and set the clock. THe would then go back to bed and test for infertility. As a result of this pratice the clock unwinder was considered a very risque' item great care was taken to keep it stored descreetly. You can still find them in secret cubbyholes under staircases in older homes, covered with dust, biding their time.

Trophy Husband, Green XL

Pipe tubing cutter

Doctor Spock, 3x, Black

Hand edger for burring/turning sheet metal or cylinders. Possibly in preparation for electrical wiring.

Doctor Spock, 3x, Black

Rabbico's all new Bris Buddy! No more clamping! No more snipping! Just twist and go! (Q: What's the difference between a Bris and a Divorce? A: With a Divorce, you're rid of the whole schmuck.)

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I work in the electrical field and conduit for wires ( pipe ) is reamed with a spiral pointed internal reamer ( look on Ridge Tool pipe reamer ) .I do like tubing cutter.

Craig Clayton

Lid swager for jars/bottles etc (any shirt XL)

A tool to attach the lid to a bottle.

Maybe a thread-cutting tool for plumbing pipe...
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Time to Pump you up!
This is a first generation Push-Up grip! It includes Elevated position. Allows greater range of motion for strengthening chest, triceps and shoulders. Ergonomic design for less stress on wrists. Wide, stable bases, Balanced, removable for easy transport, contoured grips.
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Blinded Me with Science XXL in Black

It's a propeller-beanie winder.

Poke me and I Kill You Medium

It is a barrel-hole driller.
Trust me, I'm a nerd. XL

It is a early version of "spin the bottle"
Trust me, I'm a nerd. XL

That is an antique crunk crank that Victorians uses for tweaking their twerks, which was much more difficult considering the bustles.

"Not for sale" Ladies fit, black 2xl (I will wear it when I twerk it.)

Sheet metal ring/band roller

Doctor Spock, 3x, Black

This is Tyrion's walking stick.

T-Shirt selection: "Here I am! What are your other two wishes"

I believe it is a tool to make lead caming to hold the panes of glass in for leaded windows

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Craig Clayton

I believe this tool could form the ends for brass musical instruments to flare or swage the end of the tubing.

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Craig Clayton

This was an adaptive device used by older people back in the days of dial telephones. The knobs on the bottom would fit into the finger holes while the center circular part stabilized over the dial's center.
No Face XL

it's for sealing caps on beer bottles. just surprise me

This is the tool that was used to create the 1861 Abraham Lincoln inaugural set of Pogs.
Super Doctor Who XL

I believe it could be used to flare the end of brass curtain rods to insert the end fittings.

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Craig Clayton

Politicians and their like, use a device like this to put spin on things.....a slow, powerful spin.....

World of Friendship
Large

With a couple of twists of the handle while pushing against your target, you can get a handle on anything !

Prawn Solo
Large

I believe it could also be a tool to roll a crimp for antique glass door knobs handles.

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Craig Clayton

I believe it could also be a flaring tooling for the brass tubes on a pipe organ.

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Craig Clayton

I could also be used to flare the end on small brass bells.

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Craig Clayton

It could also be to flare the tubes on a calliope ( steam pipe organ)
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Craig Clayton

Hand cranked tin can lid sealer

Doctor Spock, 3x, Black

Noodle feeder used at Ye Olde Spaghetti Barn. It's purpose is to place long pasta on guests plates in a perfect nests. Makes it easier for the diners to twirl the pasta onto their forks.

Doctor Spock, 3X, Black

Bead roller for sheet metal like for wire edging, banana trap size medium