There once was a lady from Niger Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They returned from the ride With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger.
Supposedly there's an old proverb that goes: "He who rides a tiger cannot dismount." (In other words, you got yourself into this inescapable situation.)
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger.
They returned from the ride
With the lady inside
And the smile on the face of the tiger.
"...and then suddenly this vicious human jumped right on top of me! I was TERRIFIED, I tell you!..."
--TwoDragons