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Best Short Joke Ever.

Anita of Say No to Crack is having a little fun contest to find out the best short joke ever. So far, about forty or so zingers have been submitted.

For example:

A dog limps into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man that shot my paw!”

What’s green, lives in your refridgerator and sings? Elvis Parsley.

Little Jonny went to the police claiming he was constantly beaten by his parents. Child services looked into it and found the whole family had abuse problems back generations. The judge didn’t know what to do! Finally, he realized the perfect solution. He gave Jonny to the Chicago Bears. They never beat anyone.

Ah, kindergarten humor. Precious! Link

HA HA HA.... those were funny.... NOOOOT!
ok ok , I have one for ya .... An old couple was sitting in church when the old lady leaned over to her husband and said, " I think I let a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" The old man said, " Get a hearing aid" !! = )
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A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
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