Here's the world's thinnest DVD disc:
Using an innovative nanoimprint technology, Hitachi Maxell, LTD have succeeded in creating the world’s thinnest DVD media at 0.092mm thick. This makes the new disc approximately 1/13th the thickness of existing DVD media, yet allows it to retain the full 4.7GB capacity.
And if there are two things I hate about DVDs nowadays, its how none of my file storage media is floppy! It is so resolutely rigid - just like the 1990's, man. Loosen up bro', its the future!