Kids, pay attention: if you don't keep yourself clean, things can grow on you!
Last September I went alone on a canoe trip. On the very first day my canoe turned over in a rapid and I lost some of my equipment in the water. Fortunately, I managed to save my camping gear and my food. But I lost all my spare clothes. So I knew I would have to wear the same outfit for the rest of the trip.
Six days later, I was finally back home. The first thing I wanted to do was to change clothes and take a shower. But when I took off my sweater, to my amazement, I could see something sticking out of my belly button! I couldn’t believe it: something was growing in there!
Yeah nice effort, but doesn't fly. A plant that could grow more than an 1 1/2 inches in 6 days? What kind of fertilizer does he use?! (Please don't respond to that)
My kid poured some seeds in the sink in the bathroom I don't use. It only took a day or so for a four-inch shoot to grow out of the drain. The less sun they get, the farther they stretch to find some.
White skin, black hair - this creeps me out
Its still gross.
This is still disgusting. I don't know why I'm here.