Steven Hilton's Software War Map. - Neatorama

Steven Hilton drew this war map depicting "the epic struggle of Free and Open Source Software (FOSS) against the Empire of Microsoft."

See a larger pic: Link - via floweringmind

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As far as I can tell, that's a battle strategy map, showing the current paths of various detatchments and various terrain artifacts. The red lines are enemy detatchments, the blue are our proposed battle plan.

In the diagram it looks like MSIE's battle strategy is "oh shit that's a really big camp run!" and Firefox's course of action is "lolz let's go kick their asses!" Very lol.

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I love how IE is totally retreating from Firefox's awesomeness.

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I suddenly feel old at the age of 26, thanks kids....

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It's not just this particular instance. Most of these are already enshrined at Urban Dictionary and NetLingo.

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8 is a lucky number...

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LOL @ lonewolfe13

you think its bad @ 26 ..... wait till ya get to be my age

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I like how " they" have only known that children ad adults are sexual beings for only about 100 years.

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Reminds me a little too much of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7k9UxXgmQg

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This reminds me of the hysteria over "Rainbow Parties." I doubt very strongly that this is legit.

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Ha! This is from a newspaper in Edmonton, AB, Canada. My girlfriend and I were cracking up reading this in the paper a few days ago.

Just like all the weird drug slang that anti-drug PSAs have, I'd be massively surprised if they could find someone who knew all of these, and even more surprised if they could find someone who used them.

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I'm pretty sure these codes are only known by people who hang out in weird chatrooms and stuff...I've only heard of #3 (PIR = parent in room). #5: GYPO (get your pants off?) is not to be confused with GPOY (gratutious picture of yourself...used to caption a picture of someone/thing else that matches your personality/mood)

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I love the fact that, in an article about sex slang, the name of the quoted expert is Cumming.

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BS

The Myth of Rampant Teenage Promiscuity.

Quote: "The reality is that in many ways, today’s teenagers are more conservative about sex than previous generations."

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Lol, that's bs, as a teen, I've used, nor heard, any of those. It's called the news has to find some way to fill the tv space and columns in newspapers. and people buy into it. It's quite funny.

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