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The Secret of a Successful Marriage.

Found at Misscellania, who wrote these about marriage:

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.

A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin' ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."

Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder and lightning.

Thought for today: Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand.

No hate mail, ok? Miss C. and I were just trying to be funny.


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